Wednesday, August 28, 2019

We're Through the Looking Glass Here, People

This "Through the Looking Glass" pamphlet should have been subtitled "How to Fat-Shame Your Teenage Daughter".  Look at her. SHE'S IN TEARS!!!!




Look, "Fatty Patty", everyone's tired of your excuses.  Too much pie, that's your problem.


"See your doctor".  Your visit to the psychotherapist will come much later.

Breakfast isn't too bad. I could do this...

Okay, bacon is still allowed.  You've got me so far...
Bread, soup, snacks? Check, check, check...



That's it, I'm out! If I have to eat Pan-Broiled Liver and Prune Whip, I think I'll just keep the pounds, thank you very much!

3 comments:

  1. Hmmm - You can have tongue too. Prune whip doesn't sound too bad. I would eat it. But with 2 1/2 tablespoons of sugar, it hardly sounds low calorie.

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  2. Does anybody even eat liver any more?

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