Sunday, October 26, 2025

Halloween Revisited -- The Wonder Fears

Today's post, like yesterday's, dates back to 2015.  When I repost these, I can't believe how long it's been. It seems like I just wrote them.  Enjoy one of my favorite posts.

When I saw these cards in a shoebox at a sale a while ago, I was immediately taken back to a particular summer of my youth in the 1970's.  For more than one reason, you might refer to it as my "Wonder Year".



We were a family of meager means and rarely did my mom buy Wonder Bread.  It was usually "Aunt Hattie's" or some other off brand found at the "box store", so-called for it's lack of grocery bags and the need to pilfer every empty box you could find to slog your groceries home in.

But one summer a Hostess Bakery clearance store opened in our neighborhood. Full of past- or near-past-due baked goods including "Ding Dongs", "Suzy Q's", "Twinkies" and Wonder Bread, the discounted prices allowed me to experience a world, if perhaps a slightly staler version, I'd rarely visited.

Encased in each loaf, slapped right against the bread itself with no sanitary wrapper, were these Universal Horror "You'll Die Laughing" cards.


Some of the scenes are from an actual movie while others, like the one above, are clearly "cut and paste".



I remember, each card was slightly damp upon removing it from its plastic tomb and smelled of yeast. 



The "You'll Die Laughing" banner was done by Mad artist Jack Davis.  When these cards were originally released in 1959 under the name "Funny Monsters", humorous illustrations by Jack Davis rather than photos were used on the front.  In 1973, the cards were re-released as "Creature Feature" cards, replacing Jack's illustrations with the photographic images seen here.  I'm guessing by 1978, around the time I began finding these in my daily bread, the series had run its course and were offered bulk to Wonder as premium prizes. The series would see one last update and resurgence in 1980 when they were re-released with color accents and stickers added along with some new scenes and jokes.


In an interesting note, I read that anywhere an actor's face appeared in a scene (not the monster) was replaced with a Topps employee's face, which would explain those decidedly '70's sideburns above.





















I'm not sure if the store closed, or my mother simply stopped going, or maybe we just didn't eat enough bread around my house, but I never did complete my collection.

7 comments:

  1. Great collection! i *definitely* remember the "You'll Die Laughing" banner and artwork, but i don't recall the monster side of these cards at all. Funny what made an impression on me, i guess. The jokes aren't all terrible, either -- funny that they misspelled "Kirk" wrong. At first i thought it was to avoid copyright infringement, but Spock is spelled right, so there goes that theory.

    Wonder Bread also did great Battlestar Galactica and much-sought-after Star Wars cards, too, tossed in the bread bag the same way the Monster series was. i *might* have some around. I certainly remember digging in the bread bags to find them.

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    1. Funny, you mentioned the same thing about the spelling of the names in the original post. I find myself doing the same thing. Funny how brains tend to go the same place when presented with something.
      I never got any other kinds of cards from Wonder. Like I mentioned, I believe we only went to the store for one summer.

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    2. did i? hey, at least i'm consistent, i guess. or predictable.

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  2. These are all really funny! I think King Kong is my favorite, but there are a lot of contenders. ... When I come across these in the wild, it's usually just the dregs that are left: Stuff from awful B-movies of the 1950s and 1960s featuring insect men and Lugosi wannabes.

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    1. I remember my brother giggling uncontrollably at the "Gosh, I'll never find that fusebox!"

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  3. I could see this humor appealing to children. It is amazing how dated it gets (as if anyone starches pants any longer).

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