I drink a lot of coffee. A lot of coffee. I'm not one of those coffee house drinkers though, sipping latte frappe grandes. Mine is the straight black joe. There's nothing better than a good cup of coffee, however, there's also nothing worse than a bad one. And if there's one thing I won't tolerate, it's coffee that lies. Here's a guide that will stop a deceitful cup of coffee in its tracks.