Friday, September 23, 2016

If Your Child Fails to Grow Bigger, It's No Wonder

Today's pamphlet comes to us from the folks at Wonder Bread. Apparently, Fathers don't care how Wonder Bread helps his son (and let's face it, that's all we're worried about here.  Daughters should be weak and helpless) grow bigger and stronger.

Wonder lays on the guilt trip.  You have failed to give your child the recommended amounts of Food Energy!

Weigh and measure your child for 10 years.  After that, there's nothing you can do. The die has been cast.

1 comment:

  1. i wonder if anyone actually did this. wouldn't it be interesting to see how it worked out?


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